| To: Maybelle Misfire
| |
| | Organization Moving Corp.
|
| From: I. M.. Power, VP
| |
| | From: Central Dispatch, Organization
|
| Welcome aboard! Delighted you have
| |
| | Moving Corp.Who hired Driver Tom in the
|
| accepted a position as planning analyst
| |
| | first place? When the Highway Patrol asks
|
| with Mega Corp. See you in September, as
| |
| | about funny-looking plants, our drivers
|
| they say.To: Maybelle Misfire
| |
| | are supposed to declare them as household
|
| From: Nefarious Airlines
| |
| | geraniums, slightly wilted from travel
|
| We are sorry to learn that Fluffy feels
| |
| | trauma.They are not supposed to say,
|
| humiliated if her cat carrier is marked
| |
| | "Gee, I dunno, but it sure looks like
|
| "Excess Baggage."Please remember that, in
| |
| | something from the sixties, don't
|
| proportion to her size, Fluffy has more
| |
| | it?"After the entire van had been
|
| room in her carrier than our first class
| |
| | unloaded and inspected at the Oklahoma
|
| passengers enjoy in their recliner seats.
| |
| | border, and all the dust analyzed, Tom
|
| Anyway, your cats are well known in the
| |
| | just started driving east and didn't stop
|
| airline world. We had to override the
| |
| | till he saw the ocean. It's up to the PR
|
| Hazardous Cargo Alert to allow Fluffy on
| |
| | suits to tell Maybelle Misfire what
|
| board in any capacity.To: Maybelle
| |
| | happened to her stuff.To: Maybelle
|
| Misfire
| |
| | Misfire
|
| From: Mega Corp Human Resources
| |
| | From: Customer Service, Organization
|
| We're delighted to learn that you will
| |
| | Moving
|
| be joining us for your extended leave. To
| |
| | We are genuinely sorry about the delay
|
| move your household goods, we contracted
| |
| | associated with delivery of your
|
| with Organization Movers, The owner,
| |
| | household goods. Believe me, our founders
|
| Frankie Felon, got his start dealing
| |
| | know all about life on the run.We believe
|
| questionable substances at networking
| |
| | you will understand when we tell you that
|
| parties in his MBA program. Frankie's
| |
| | Driver Tom, one of our most experienced
|
| lawyer, Big Tony, assures us Frankie has
| |
| | and dedicated professionals, halted his
|
| reformed.To Organization Moving
| |
| | truck when he spied a cat caught in a
|
| From: Maybelle Misfire
| |
| | tree on a freezing cold day. (OK, it was
|
| I've always wanted to develop an ad
| |
| | August, but he was in the
|
| campaign on the topic, Life without
| |
| | mountains.)Fortunately, ladders are
|
| Furniture (not to mention clothing,
| |
| | standard equipment for Organization
|
| dishes or sheets), and I am deeply
| |
| | Movers. Driver Tom climbed the tree,
|
| grateful to your company for giving me an
| |
| | rescued the cat and held its paw during
|
| opportunity to experience this condition
| |
| | surgery at the local veterinary hospital.
|
| while my possessions remain lost
| |
| | After getting medical treatment for his
|
| somewhere near Delaware.Since both my
| |
| | own scratches, Tom climbed right back in
|
| origin and destination are both west of
| |
| | his truck--but not before making sure
|
| the Mississippi, I'm glad my furniture
| |
| | that the cat would have a loving home
|
| will get to see something of the East
| |
| | with the veterinarian's assistant. We're
|
| Coast, even if I don't. However, my data
| |
| | sure you would have done the same.To:
|
| collection is now approaching redundancy
| |
| | Maybelle Misfire
|
| and I am ready to sleep in my own bed
| |
| | From: I. M. Power, VP
|
| again.To: Maybelle Misfire
| |
| | Welcome to your new job. For your first
|
| From: Organization Moving
| |
| | project, we want you to analyze the
|
| We can authorize temporary
| |
| | customer service of our newest client --
|
| accommodations until your furniture
| |
| | our own Organization Movers.Seems like
|
| arrives, but we cannot force any hotel on
| |
| | they have a PR problem. Should be easy to
|
| the planet to accept Fluffy, Tabby and
| |
| | fix.On the other hand, you may have
|
| Furball as guests.Nor can we authorize
| |
| | trouble getting primary data. Customers
|
| restaurant meals for felines. We are sure
| |
| | who complain tend to have forwarding
|
| Fluffy will recover from the trauma of
| |
| | addresses like, "Lost Gulch, New
|
| eating off a paper plate on the floor.
| |
| | Mexico."If you like feline humor, you may
|
| Alas, we don't have a Feline Therapy
| |
| | enjoy my ebook, Maybelle Lives! and my
|
| Unit, but Big Tony has offered to devote
| |
| | advice to cats who move. For serious
|
| some quality one-on-one time to Fluffy's
| |
| | advice about moving with cats, consult my
|
| morale problem.To: Customer Service,
| |
| | trade book, Making the Big Move.
|
